Facebooty Fail

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When you go on a blind date because of Facebook and it's so bad you want to punch the person then delete them from your friends and block them so they can't even look at your pictures
I thought he was a chill guy. Turns out he smelled like old pizza and asked me if I had a boyfriend. I blocked him before he could ask about my mom.
She showed up with a dog, a kid, and a tattoo that said 'I love tacos.' I unfriended her before she could tell me her dog's name.
He wore a hat inside and asked if I had a twin. I blocked him before he asked about my job.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You hook up with someone from Facebook and it's so bad you want to throw up then delete them from your friends and block them so they can't see your cute selfies
He talked about his ex for an hour and then asked me if I had a nickname. I blocked him before he asked about my dog.
She wore a shirt that said 'I hate Mondays' and asked me if I hated Mondays too. I unfriended her before she asked about my hair.
He brought a friend and asked me if I had a crush on him. I blocked him before he asked about my brother.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You get a blind date from Facebook and it's so bad you want to scream then delete them from your friends and block them so they can't even see your new haircut
He had a beard and asked me if I had a pet. I blocked him before he asked about my job.
She wore a dress that said 'I love coffee' and asked me if I loved coffee too. I unfriended her before she asked about my phone.
He brought a gift and asked me if I had a twin. I blocked him before he asked about my dog.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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