Facebooty Fail
When you go on a blind date because of Facebook and it's so bad you want to punch the person then delete them from your friends and block them so they can't even look at your pictures
I thought he was a chill guy. Turns out he smelled like old pizza and asked me if I had a boyfriend. I blocked him before he could ask about my mom.
She showed up with a dog, a kid, and a tattoo that said 'I love tacos.' I unfriended her before she could tell me her dog's name.
He wore a hat inside and asked if I had a twin. I blocked him before he asked about my job.