faceboom
The old people on Facebook who think they’re cool and post everything they eat, their dog, and their life updates like they’re important.
My grandma Faceboomed me with a picture of her breakfast and a message: ‘I’m still alive.’
My grandpa Faceboomed me with a photo of his dog and a message: ‘He’s cute, right?’
My aunt Faceboomed me with a life update about her gym and a photo of her chicken.