faceboom

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When you stick your nose up someone’s butt and make them poop their pants because you’re that desperate for a good time.

My uncle tried to faceboom my cousin and it ended with a poop explosion.

I faceboomed my teacher during class and got sent to the principal’s office.

My mom faceboomed my dad in front of the whole family and now they’re both embarrassed.

When old people take over Facebook and turn it into a trash fire of selfies and bad life updates.

My grandma Faceboomed my entire family just to post a photo of her cat.

My grandpa Faceboomed me at 3 a. m. with a message: ‘I miss you, you know I miss you.’

My aunt Faceboomed my cousin’s crush and now they’re both confused.

An old person who thinks Facebook is the only way to stay in touch and posts every single day like it’s their job.

My grandpa Faceboomed me at 7 a. m. with a selfie and a message: ‘I’m still alive.’

My aunt Faceboomed me with a photo of her dog and a message: ‘He’s cute, right?’

My uncle Faceboomed me with a life update about his gym and a photo of his chicken.

When you spam your friend with a bunch of notifications just to make them check their phone and feel bad.

I Faceboomed my friend 10 times in a row just to make him check his phone.

I Faceboomed my crush 5 times in one day and now he’s confused.

I Faceboomed my mom 20 times and now she’s mad.

The new way to be embarrassed, like when you’re too ashamed to just facepalm and have to do a whole body slam into your face.

I Faceboomed my friend when he told me he failed his math test.

I Faceboomed my teacher when she called me out for talking in class.

I Faceboomed my crush when he told me he had a crush on someone else.

The old people on Facebook who think they’re cool and post everything they eat, their dog, and their life updates like they’re important.

My grandma Faceboomed me with a picture of her breakfast and a message: ‘I’m still alive.’

My grandpa Faceboomed me with a photo of his dog and a message: ‘He’s cute, right?’

My aunt Faceboomed me with a life update about her gym and a photo of her chicken.