faceboom
An old person who thinks Facebook is the only way to stay in touch and posts every single day like it’s their job.
My grandpa Faceboomed me at 7 a. m. with a selfie and a message: ‘I’m still alive.’
My aunt Faceboomed me with a photo of her dog and a message: ‘He’s cute, right?’
My uncle Faceboomed me with a life update about his gym and a photo of his chicken.