facebool - When you're too proud to stop walking just because you need

When you're too proud to stop walking just because you need to post a status. Like you're trying to prove you can do both and still look cool.

I walked the whole way to the store and posted a story about it. I'm not tired. I'm just majestic.

I walked, facebooked, and ate a sandwich. That's not a walk. That's a lifestyle.

I took a 2-minute walk and posted 4 updates. I'm not busy. I'm just awesome.