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When someone walks and facebooks at the same time like they're trying to show off how busy they are even though they're just strolling around like a fat kid on a sugar high.

I just walked a mile and posted a story about it. I’m not tired. I’m just fabulous.

Walking and facebooking at the same time? That’s not a walk. That’s a performance.

I walked 10 steps and posted 3 updates. I’m not lazy. I’m just efficient.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you're too proud to stop walking just because you need to post a status. Like you're trying to prove you can do both and still look cool.

I walked the whole way to the store and posted a story about it. I'm not tired. I'm just majestic.

I walked, facebooked, and ate a sandwich. That's not a walk. That's a lifestyle.

I took a 2-minute walk and posted 4 updates. I'm not busy. I'm just awesome.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you walk so slow because you're too busy typing on your phone to post about how slow you're walking. It's like you're trying to be productive and lazy at the same time.

I walked for 15 minutes and posted about how slow I was walking. I'm not lazy. I'm just strategic.

I walked one block and posted 3 updates. I'm not slow. I'm just detailed.

I was walking, facebooking, and still managed to look like I had a life. That’s not a walk. That's a miracle.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you walk and facebook at the same time like you're trying to make everyone jealous of how much you can do at once. It's like you're showing off and being annoying all in one.

I walked, facebooked, and still had time to look at my phone. I’m not annoying. I’m just amazing.

I walked 5 steps and posted about it. I’m not showing off. I’m just efficient.

I walked, facebooked, and still had time to complain about it. That’s not a walk. That’s a power move.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you walk and facebook at the same time, like you're trying to prove you're too important to just walk. It's like you're walking and facebooking for the sake of it.

I walked and facebooked. I’m not important. I’m just trying to be.

I walked one block and posted 5 updates. I’m not too important. I’m just detailed.

I walked, facebooked, and still had time to look busy. That’s not a walk. That’s a status.

by Slangipedia 3d ago