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When someone walks and facebooks at the same time like they're trying to show off how busy they are even though they're just strolling around like a fat kid on a sugar high.
I just walked a mile and posted a story about it. I’m not tired. I’m just fabulous.
Walking and facebooking at the same time? That’s not a walk. That’s a performance.
I walked 10 steps and posted 3 updates. I’m not lazy. I’m just efficient.