Facebookstone
A magical item that stops Facebook users from being friends with anyone who can't handle the pressure of being friends with someone cool.
My cousin tried to add me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too weak.
My teacher tried to friend me, but her Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I wasn't cool enough.
That noob tried to message me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too weak to be friends with me.