Facebookstone

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A stupid thing Pokémon hold that stops Facebook users from being friends with losers who can't even spell their own name.

My cousin tried to add me on Facebook, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and blocked him. He cried.

My mom tried to friend me, but her Pokémon used Facebookstone and said she was too old for friends.

That noob tried to friend me 10 times, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and laughed at him.

A magic item that makes Facebook users too lazy to be friends with anyone who isn't cool.

My dad tried to friend me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too tired.

My neighbor tried to add me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I was annoying.

That noob tried to message me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said no.

A cursed item that makes Facebook users hate being friends with people who are too dumb to know what Facebook is.

My brother tried to friend me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I was too dumb.

My teacher tried to add me, but her Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I was a waste of time.

That noob tried to friend me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too dumb for friends.

A stupid thing that makes Facebook users too busy to be friends with anyone who isn't important.

My friend tried to friend me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I was too boring.

My mom tried to add me, but her Pokémon used Facebookstone and said she was too busy with her own life.

That noob tried to message me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too dumb to be friends with me.

A magical item that stops Facebook users from being friends with anyone who can't handle the pressure of being friends with someone cool.

My cousin tried to add me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too weak.

My teacher tried to friend me, but her Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I wasn't cool enough.

That noob tried to message me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too weak to be friends with me.

A cursed item that makes Facebook users too proud to be friends with anyone who isn't special.

My dad tried to add me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I wasn't special enough.

My neighbor tried to friend me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I was too average.

That noob tried to message me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too dumb to be special.