Facebookstone - A magic item that makes Facebook users too lazy to be friend

A magic item that makes Facebook users too lazy to be friends with anyone who isn't cool.

My dad tried to friend me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said he was too tired.

My neighbor tried to add me, but his Pokémon used Facebookstone and said I was annoying.

That noob tried to message me, but my Pokémon used Facebookstone and said no.