Facebook's Witness Relocation Program
You get so many random people on your Facebook that you start to think your life is a mess. So you make a new one and only let the cool kids in.
My Facebook is full of my cousin’s friends and I don’t even know who they are.
My teacher added me and now I have to answer questions about my homework.
I got a message from someone I went to middle school with and I don’t remember their face.