facebookophobe
A person who hates Facebook so much they think it’s the plague. They’re convinced everyone else is stupid for using it, and they’re way too dramatic about it.
He posted a whole rant about how Facebook is ruining his life, but it’s just a bunch of stupid memes.
She told me she left Facebook because of all the dumb posts, but she still checks it every day.
He started a group chat just to tell me he hates Facebook, even though he uses it for everything.