facebookophobe

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A person who thinks they’re the king of cool by not joining Facebook, but everyone else has to suffer because they’re too lazy to use it. They’re like a kid who refuses to play the game but still wants to know who wins.
My friend said he won’t join Facebook, but now I have to text him 10 times to tell him about the pizza party.
She won’t use Facebook, so I had to call her mom to let her know about the school trip.
He didn’t join Facebook, so I had to write a whole essay to tell him about the movie.
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A person who hates Facebook so much they think it’s the plague. They’re convinced everyone else is stupid for using it, and they’re way too dramatic about it.
He posted a whole rant about how Facebook is ruining his life, but it’s just a bunch of stupid memes.
She told me she left Facebook because of all the dumb posts, but she still checks it every day.
He started a group chat just to tell me he hates Facebook, even though he uses it for everything.
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