Facebookmancy
When you check someone's Facebook like it's a horoscope, but you're judging their whole life based on their ex's name and how many times they've moved.
'She had 5 different boyfriends in 2 years. She's gonna end up with a therapist.'
'He moved 3 times in 1 year. He's gonna be homeless.'
'She posted her ex's name 10 times. She's gonna sue him.'