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Looking at someone's Facebook to figure out if they're gonna end up married or dead by the end of the year.

'She has 12 selfies from last weekend. Definitely getting married.'

'He posted about his dog 7 times. Probably gonna die of loneliness.'

'She changed her relationship status to 'it's complicated' 3 times. She's gonna be single forever.'

When you check someone's Facebook like it's a horoscope, but you're judging their whole life based on their ex's name and how many times they've moved.

'She had 5 different boyfriends in 2 years. She's gonna end up with a therapist.'

'He moved 3 times in 1 year. He's gonna be homeless.'

'She posted her ex's name 10 times. She's gonna sue him.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The art of staring at someone's Facebook like it's a fortune cookie, just to see if they're gonna get rich or end up in jail.

'He posted about getting a job at McDonald's. He's gonna be rich by 2030.'

'She posted about being arrested. She's gonna be in jail for life.'

'He changed his name to 'King of the World' 3 times. He's gonna be rich or dead.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you look at someone's Facebook like it's a tarot card reading, just to see if they're gonna end up with a dog or a divorce.

'She has 10 photos with dogs. She's gonna end up with a dog.'

'He posted about his divorce 5 times. He's gonna be single forever.'

'She changed her relationship status to 'single' 4 times. She's gonna be divorced by 2025.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Using someone's Facebook like it's a magic spell to see if they're gonna be famous or end up in a ditch.

'She posted 20 videos. She's gonna be famous.'

'He posted about being stuck in a ditch. He's gonna end up in one.'

'She changed her name to 'Star' 3 times. She's gonna be famous or dead.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago