facebookmaker - a Facebook user who takes bets like they’re going to war and

a Facebook user who takes bets like they’re going to war and always gets wrecked.

I bet my friend $20 I’d win this game. I lost. I’m gonna die.

I bet my last dollar I’d beat him at chess. I lost. I’m broke.

I bet my mom I’d eat 10 slices of pizza. I did. I’m now a pizza monster.