facebookmaker

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a guy who posts stupid bets on Facebook and hopes someone loses their shirt.
I bet 20 bucks I can eat 10 hot dogs in 5 minutes. You’re on.
My cousin said he’d bet me $50 I couldn’t beat him at Mario Kart. I’m gonna win, loser.
I just posted a bet I’ll drink a whole bottle of soda in one go. I’m gonna regret this.
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someone who uses Facebook like it’s a casino and always bets on the wrong horse.
I bet my phone I’d finish this game. I lost. Now I have to pay $10.
I bet my mom I could eat 3 burgers. I did. She still won.
I bet my dog I’d run a mile. He ran with me. I lost.
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a Facebook user who takes bets like they’re going to war and always gets wrecked.
I bet my friend $20 I’d win this game. I lost. I’m gonna die.
I bet my last dollar I’d beat him at chess. I lost. I’m broke.
I bet my mom I’d eat 10 slices of pizza. I did. I’m now a pizza monster.
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