facebooklessness
When foreigners get dropped into a country where the internet is like a mean teacher who blocks Facebook and makes them feel like they're stuck in the Stone Age.
When I landed in China, Facebook was gone, like it got run over by a truck.
My cousin got locked out of Facebook and screamed like a toddler who lost their toy.
I had to use a secret tunnel to get into my friend's Facebook and cried when I saw their wall.