facebooklessness

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When foreigners get dropped into a country where the internet is like a mean teacher who blocks Facebook and makes them feel like they're stuck in the Stone Age.
When I landed in China, Facebook was gone, like it got run over by a truck.
My cousin got locked out of Facebook and screamed like a toddler who lost their toy.
I had to use a secret tunnel to get into my friend's Facebook and cried when I saw their wall.
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A person who craves Facebook like it's their last meal and when it's taken away, they go on a hacking spree and steal everyone's posts just to feel alive.
He hacked into my Facebook and posted a picture of me eating a taco at 2 a. m. and called me a beast.
She spied on all her friends and yelled, 'I can't take this anymore!' while eating a burger.
He broke into 100 Facebooks just to see what everyone was doing and got a headache from all the drama.
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