facebooklessness
A person who craves Facebook like it's their last meal and when it's taken away, they go on a hacking spree and steal everyone's posts just to feel alive.
He hacked into my Facebook and posted a picture of me eating a taco at 2 a. m. and called me a beast.
She spied on all her friends and yelled, 'I can't take this anymore!' while eating a burger.
He broke into 100 Facebooks just to see what everyone was doing and got a headache from all the drama.