facebookin' - Telling someone you're on Facebook, like it's a big deal and

Telling someone you're on Facebook, like it's a big deal and they should be jealous.

'I'm Facebookin' right now.' 'You're not even doing anything important.'

'I'm Facebookin' and you're not.' 'That's not a real thing.'

'I'm Facebookin' and you're not. Sad.'