Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looking at Facebook like it's your new best friend, even though it probably hates you.

I was Facebookin' instead of doing my homework. Big mistake.

She was Facebookin' during my whole speech. Real disrespectful.

I Facebookin' so much I forgot my mom's birthday. Classic.

2

Stalking your friends (or people you don't even know) for no reason, just to have something to talk about later.

He was Facebookin' so much he found out my ex is dating my dog.

She Facebookin' so hard she saw my cousin's cat's profile.

I was Facebookin' and found out my teacher's ex is my uncle.

3

Checking Facebook so fast you almost miss your own life, just to post something dumb.

I Facebookin' before my exam and posted 'I hate math.' I failed.

She Facebookin' before her date and wrote 'I'm bored.' He left.

He Facebookin' before his job interview and said 'I hate my life.' They hired him.

4

Telling someone you're on Facebook, like it's a big deal and they should be jealous.

'I'm Facebookin' right now.' 'You're not even doing anything important.'

'I'm Facebookin' and you're not.' 'That's not a real thing.'

'I'm Facebookin' and you're not. Sad.'

5

A person who lives on Facebook more than they live on Earth.

My friend is a Facebookin' machine. He lives on Facebook.

My cousin is so into Facebookin' he married his profile picture.

My neighbor is a Facebookin' zombie. He doesn't even leave his chair.

6

Looking at Facebook so much you can talk about it like it's a real person.

'My friend's cat is adopted by a dog.' 'You're Facebookin' again.'

'My cousin's ex is dating my brother.' 'You're Facebookin' again.'

'My teacher's dog is adopted by my mom.' 'You're Facebookin' again.'

7

Looking at someone with zero emotion, like they just told you your dog died.

He saw my status and just stared at me like I was a ghost.

She read my message and gave me the face of someone who just lost their job.

He saw my picture and looked at me like I was a stranger.