Facebookian
A way of writing that’s like a toddler’s diary. It has no rules, no punctuation, and it makes your brain hurt.
'I was at the park. Then I got hungry. Then I ate a sandwich. Then I went home. Then I slept. Then I woke up. Then I was at the park again.'
'My mom said hi. I said hi. Then she said goodbye. I said goodbye. Then I said hi again.'
'I like dogs. Dogs like me. We are friends. Maybe. Probably. Maybe not.'