facebookfiend
a person who thinks Facebook is more important than their actual life. they ignore friends, family, and even their pets to check their notifications.
My dog barked at me for 10 minutes. I ignored it to check my Facebook. Now it’s sitting on my laptop.
My mom called me. I didn’t answer. I was too busy liking my cousin’s cat photo.
My teacher said I failed. I said, 'I have 500 friends.' She said, 'You’re still failing.'