facebookfiend

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a person who lives in the fake world of Facebook. they ignore real life to post pictures of their lunch and send messages to people who haven’t talked to them in years.

I just posted my sandwich. 1 like. My mom liked it. She’s still mad about the divorce.

I sent my ex a message. He replied. Now I’m confused. Also, I need to finish my homework.

I spent 4 hours on Facebook. My dog ate my dinner. My mom is mad. My life is a mess.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who thinks Facebook is more important than their actual life. they ignore friends, family, and even their pets to check their notifications.

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes. I ignored it to check my Facebook. Now it’s sitting on my laptop.

My mom called me. I didn’t answer. I was too busy liking my cousin’s cat photo.

My teacher said I failed. I said, 'I have 500 friends.' She said, 'You’re still failing.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who is so obsessed with Facebook they think it’s the only thing that matters. they would rather die than miss a post.

My phone died. I cried. My friends all died. I still checked my Facebook.

I got into a fight with my brother. He said I was a Facebook fiend. I said he was a human fiend.

I missed my bus. I checked my Facebook. My life is over.

by Slangipedia 4d ago