Facebooketeer - Someone who sits on Facebook like it’s a throne and doesn’t

Someone who sits on Facebook like it’s a throne and doesn’t leave until they’ve posted 10 times in a row

I posted a photo of my breakfast and now I have 2 comments from my cousin’s pet parrot

My boss just DM’d me saying I need to stop being a Facebooketeer and get back to work

I posted about my day and now my best friend’s ex is commenting on it