facebooker
A person who looks like a model on Facebook but is a total mess in real life. They post a perfect photo but show up at school in pajamas.
My crush posted a photo of them in a fancy outfit. I showed up to school in pajamas and a sock.
She posted a photo of her eating a salad. I saw her at lunch eating a burger and fries.
He posted a photo of himself working out. He showed up to class crying from lack of sleep.