facebooker - A person who checks Facebook more than they check their phon

A person who checks Facebook more than they check their phone. They know every status update and message before you even post it.

I know my best friend’s status before she even posts it. I’ve been on Facebook for 8 hours straight.

I saw my crush’s message before he sent it. I replied before he even typed it.

I know my mom’s conversation with my dad before she even texts me about it.