facebooker
A kid who lives on Facebook, posting and scrolling like it’s their full-time job. They’d rather message their crush than do homework.
Just posted a selfie at 11 PM. I’m not sleeping. I’m just waiting for my crush to like it.
I got a message from my ex. I replied instantly. Then I checked my notifications 10 times.
I changed my status to ‘sleeping’ just so my friend would see it and ask why I’m not online.