Facebookation - Facebookation is when you get to watch people you don’t like

Facebookation is when you get to watch people you don’t like live their lives in real time.

I’m not stalking. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m just checking up. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m not creepy. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)