Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Facebookation is when you pretend to be cool by ignoring Facebook so you don’t look like a loser who only lives online.

I’m not checking Facebook, I’m meditating. (He checked Facebook 10 times.)

I’m on a Facebookation. (He posted 3 times in 5 minutes.)

I’m doing a Facebookation to forget my ex. (He posted a picture of his ex.)

2

Facebookation is when the CIA tricks you into thinking you’re important, but you’re just a dumbass who updates status like it’s a job.

I’m important. (He posted about his cat.)

I’m not dumb. (He posted 3 times in 2 minutes.)

I’m not a tool. (He posted about his lunch.)

3

Facebookation is when Facebook kicks you out for no reason and you still don’t get it.

Why did they disable me? (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m not breaking rules. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I followed their rules. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

4

Facebookation is when you tell everyone your secrets, and Mark Zuckerberg steals them to make money.

I told everyone my secrets. (He posted his ex’s number.)

I told everyone my life. (He posted about his parents.)

I told everyone my plans. (He posted his college application.)

5

Facebookation is when you get to watch people you don’t like live their lives in real time.

I’m not stalking. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m just checking up. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m not creepy. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

6

Facebookation is like jail, but instead of walls, you have statuses and you poke people who don’t know you.

I’m not in jail. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m just poking. (He poked 10 people in 1 minute.)

I’m not a prisoner. (He posted a picture of his lunch.)

7

Facebookation is like being in a high school reunion with people who forgot you exist and still think you’re cool.

I’m not at a reunion. (He posted about his ex.)

I’m not forgotten. (He posted 10 times in 1 minute.)

I’m still cool. (He posted about his lunch.)