Facebookanoodling
You and your significant other act like Facebook is their new best friend. You post every stupid little thing you do together, and it drives everyone else insane.
'My girl just sent me a photo of her breakfast. It was a croissant.'
'He posted a selfie with me and said 'My girl is the best.' I'm tired of it.'
'We had a fight and he posted about it. Now everyone knows.'