Facebookanoodling

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When you and your lover can't stop showing off your love life on Facebook like it's a damn reality show. You post every kiss, every text, and every 'I love you' like the world needs to know.
'Just woke up and my boyfriend sent me a 10-minute video of him singing me to sleep.'
'We had the best date ever. It was amazing. Like, the best.'
'He texted me 20 times in one hour. I'm still confused.'
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You and your significant other act like Facebook is their new best friend. You post every stupid little thing you do together, and it drives everyone else insane.
'My girl just sent me a photo of her breakfast. It was a croissant.'
'He posted a selfie with me and said 'My girl is the best.' I'm tired of it.'
'We had a fight and he posted about it. Now everyone knows.'
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When you and your lover post so much about your love life on Facebook, it's like you're trying to make everyone else jealous and crazy at the same time.
'My boyfriend just posted a photo of me sleeping. It was embarrassing.'
'She sent me a message saying 'I miss you' 10 times. I'm annoyed.'
'He posted about our first date again. Why?'
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You and your partner act like Facebook is the only place they can show off their love. They post everything they do together, and it's like watching a never-ending romantic movie.
'She posted a video of us dancing. I didn't even know we were dancing.'
'He sent me a message that said 'I love you' 5 times. I'm not even mad.'
'They posted about their first kiss again. I'm done.'
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When you and your lover post every little thing about your relationship on Facebook like it's the most important thing in the world, and it makes everyone else want to scream.
'He posted about our fight again. I'm tired of it.'
'She sent me a message saying 'I love you' 7 times. It's too much.'
'They posted about their date again. Why?'
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