Facebookanoodling
You and your partner act like Facebook is the only place they can show off their love. They post everything they do together, and it's like watching a never-ending romantic movie.
'She posted a video of us dancing. I didn't even know we were dancing.'
'He sent me a message that said 'I love you' 5 times. I'm not even mad.'
'They posted about their first kiss again. I'm done.'