Facebookalich
The gremlin from hell that takes over Facebook and makes your posts multiply like rabbits. It also makes people send you gifts that are as pointless as a broken calculator and poke you for no reason.
Your post about your cat being a menace shows up 5 times in 1 minute.
You get 200 virtual roses from a guy who only has 3 friends.
You get poked by your neighbor's dog and you're not even online.