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A dirty gremlin that messes up your Facebook and makes your posts show up like a spammer on meth. It also explains why people get poked by strangers and why virtual gifts are as useful as a paper clip.
Your post about your dog's dumb face shows up 7 times in one minute.
A guy you don't know pokes you 12 times in a row.
You get a gift of 500 virtual roses from someone named 'BiscuitLover99'.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook gremlin that gives you the worst day ever by making your posts repeat like a broken parrot. It also makes people do stupid things like send you 1,000 gifts and poke you until you cry.
Your post about your ex shows up 10 times in 3 minutes.
Your mom sends you 1,000 virtual cookies and a message that says 'I miss you.'
You get poked by 15 people at once and you don't know why.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The gremlin from hell that takes over Facebook and makes your posts multiply like rabbits. It also makes people send you gifts that are as pointless as a broken calculator and poke you for no reason.
Your post about your cat being a menace shows up 5 times in 1 minute.
You get 200 virtual roses from a guy who only has 3 friends.
You get poked by your neighbor's dog and you're not even online.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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