Facebook Zombie
A person who updates their status so much they might as well be a robot. They update even when they're dead, just to keep their friends confused and their followers annoyed.
'Just ate a taco. Life is good. #taco' (2 minutes later) 'Taco was spicy. Life is okay.'
'I'm sad. #sad' (1 minute later) 'I'm still sad. #stillsad' (1 minute later) 'I'm really sad. #realsad' (1 minute later) 'I'm not sad anymore. #notsad' (1 minute later) 'I'm confused. #confused'