Facebook Zombie

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A person who lives on Facebook like it's their only brain. They check their phone every five minutes, even if they're in the toilet. If they don't get their fix, they scream like a baby and throw their phone at the wall.

'Did you see my post? I posted 10 minutes ago! Why haven't you liked it?!!'

'I just saw a comment on my status from my ex. I'm getting a divorce.'

'I missed a notification. My whole day is ruined.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who updates their status so much they might as well be a robot. They update even when they're dead, just to keep their friends confused and their followers annoyed.

'Just ate a taco. Life is good. #taco' (2 minutes later) 'Taco was spicy. Life is okay.'

'I'm sad. #sad' (1 minute later) 'I'm still sad. #stillsad' (1 minute later) 'I'm really sad. #realsad' (1 minute later) 'I'm not sad anymore. #notsad' (1 minute later) 'I'm confused. #confused'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook user who hides when they're not using Facebook so they don't get unfriended. It's like they're a ghost. They come out only to post something stupid and then vanish again.

'I'm gone. Don't unfriend me.'

'I'm back. I'm still not unfriending you. #notunfriendingyou'

'I deactivated my account because I'm too lazy to be unfriended.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook group member who doesn't do anything. They just wander around the group like a dead person, clicking on memes and then walking away like they're not even there.

'I saw a meme. I didn't like it. I just stared at it for five minutes.'

'I clicked on a meme. I stared at it. I left.'

'I was in a group. I didn't like anything. I didn't comment. I didn't share. I just stared at the screen.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago