Facebook Zombie
A person who lives on Facebook like it's their only brain. They check their phone every five minutes, even if they're in the toilet. If they don't get their fix, they scream like a baby and throw their phone at the wall.
'Did you see my post? I posted 10 minutes ago! Why haven't you liked it?!!'
'I just saw a comment on my status from my ex. I'm getting a divorce.'
'I missed a notification. My whole day is ruined.'
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