Facebook Yes Man - You respond 'Attending' to every event you're invited to, ev

You respond 'Attending' to every event you're invited to, even if you're going to be late, drunk, or just plain not there.

I'm attending the game. I'm going to be there after the third beer.

I'm attending the class. I'm going to be there after the first nap.

I'm attending the meeting. I'm going to be there after the first coffee.