Facebook Yes Man

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A person who hits 'Attending' on Facebook for every event they're invited to, even if it's at 2 a. m. on a Tuesday and they're still hungover from the last one.

I'm attending the pool party. I haven't seen the inside of a pool since 2012.

I'm attending the birthday bash. I'm not even sure I know this person.

I'm attending the funeral. I didn't even know this person was alive.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you say you're going to an event on Facebook, but you're just there to make the list look bigger, not because you want to be there.

I'm attending the barbecue. I'm going to be the only one who shows up.

I'm attending the concert. I don't even like this band.

I'm attending the meeting. I'm going to fall asleep in the first five minutes.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You click 'Attending' on Facebook for everything, even if you're not going, just to make it look like you're popular and everyone likes you.

I'm attending the party. I don't even know where it is.

I'm attending the wedding. I'm not even invited.

I'm attending the reunion. I haven't seen these people in 10 years.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You respond 'Attending' to every event you're invited to, even if you're going to be late, drunk, or just plain not there.

I'm attending the game. I'm going to be there after the third beer.

I'm attending the class. I'm going to be there after the first nap.

I'm attending the meeting. I'm going to be there after the first coffee.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You hit 'Attending' on Facebook for every event just to look busy, even if you're actually doing nothing.

I'm attending the party. I'm going to be there after I finish my video game.

I'm attending the picnic. I'm going to be there after I eat my lunch.

I'm attending the dinner. I'm going to be there after I finish my snack.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You answer 'Attending' on Facebook for everything, even if you're not going, just to make it look like you're cool and everyone likes you.

I'm attending the concert. I don't even know what the band plays.

I'm attending the movie. I'm going to be there after I finish my pizza.

I'm attending the party. I'm going to be there after I finish my coffee.

by Slangipedia 13d ago