Facebook Yes Man - When you say you're going to an event on Facebook, but you'r

When you say you're going to an event on Facebook, but you're just there to make the list look bigger, not because you want to be there.

I'm attending the barbecue. I'm going to be the only one who shows up.

I'm attending the concert. I don't even like this band.

I'm attending the meeting. I'm going to fall asleep in the first five minutes.