Facebook Worth
Facebook Worth is the number of likes you get divided by the number of friends you have. If it's low, your friends are probably all jerks.
I posted a picture of my face. Got 2 likes. My Worth is low. My friends are jerks.
I posted a funny message and got 50 likes. My Worth is high. My friends are nice.
I posted about my bad day. Got 3 likes. My Worth is low. They're all lazy.
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