Facebook-worn
When you're tagged in a photo wearing something and it's the only thing people ever see of you. So you start thinking you wear that thing every day. Even if it was from a different week and you were crying in the bathroom.
Tagged in a photo wearing my pajamas. Now people think I wear them to work.
Tagged in a photo wearing his football jersey. Now people think he's a quarterback.
Tagged in a photo wearing her hairpin. Now people think she wears it to bed.
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