Facebook-worn

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When your face is stuck in a photo wearing some dumb shirt and you start thinking you wear it 24/7 because it's all you ever see of you on Facebook. Even if it was from a different night and you were high at the time.
My shirt is in 12 photos but I only wore it once. And it was when I was drunk.
He thinks he wears that hat every day. It was from a party last year. And he was passed out.
She's convinced she wears that dress every day. It was from a photo taken at 2 a. m. on a Tuesday.
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When you're tagged in a photo wearing something and it's the only thing people ever see of you. So you start thinking you wear that thing every day. Even if it was from a different week and you were crying in the bathroom.
Tagged in a photo wearing my pajamas. Now people think I wear them to work.
Tagged in a photo wearing his football jersey. Now people think he's a quarterback.
Tagged in a photo wearing her hairpin. Now people think she wears it to bed.
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When you're stuck in a photo wearing a dumb outfit and people think you wear it all the time because it's the only thing they see of you. Even if it was from a different month and you were wearing it upside down.
Tagged in a photo wearing my Christmas sweater. Now people think I wear it every day. Even in July.
Tagged in a photo wearing his birthday suit. Now people think he wears it to work.
Tagged in a photo wearing her sock. Now people think she wears it to school.
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