facebook woofer
A man who lives on Facebook like it’s his job and talks about his life like it’s a soap opera and everyone has to watch it.
'I just got a B on my test. Also I’m still better than you. Also I’m hot.'
'I just posted a photo of my cat. Also I’m going to post 10 more photos of my cat.'
'I just unfollowed you. Also I still think you’re annoying. Also I’m hot.'