facebook woofer

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A guy who posts so much on Facebook he thinks he’s famous and talks about his life like it’s a movie and everyone has to watch it.

'I just ate a sandwich and it was the best sandwich of my life. Also I’m single. Also I’m hot.'

'I got a B on my test. Also I’m still better than you.'

'I’m at the store. Also I’m thinking about you. Also I’m not.'

A man who lives on Facebook like it’s his second home and talks to people like they’re his best friends even if they blocked him last week.

'Hey Taylor. I saw your post. Also I’m still better than you.'

'I just posted a photo of my cat. Also I’m going to post 10 more photos of my cat.'

'I just unfollowed you. Also I still think you’re annoying.'

A guy who thinks Facebook is a dating app and posts a new status every time he eats cereal for breakfast.

'I ate cereal for breakfast. Also I’m available for dates.'

'I just posted a photo of my cereal. Also I’m still available for dates.'

'I just posted a photo of my cereal and my cat. Also I’m still available for dates.'

A man who lives on Facebook like it’s his job and talks about his life like it’s a soap opera and everyone has to watch it.

'I just got a B on my test. Also I’m still better than you. Also I’m hot.'

'I just posted a photo of my cat. Also I’m going to post 10 more photos of my cat.'

'I just unfollowed you. Also I still think you’re annoying. Also I’m hot.'

A guy who thinks Facebook is a dating app and posts a new status every time he eats cereal or his cat does something cute.

'I ate cereal for breakfast. Also I’m available for dates.'

'My cat did something cute. Also I’m available for dates.'

'I ate cereal and my cat did something cute. Also I’m available for dates.'

A man who lives on Facebook like it’s his second home and talks to people like they’re his best friends even if they blocked him five times.

'Hey Taylor. I saw your post. Also I’m still better than you.'

'I just posted a photo of my cat. Also I’m going to post 10 more photos of my cat.'

'I just unfollowed you. Also I still think you’re annoying.'