facebook widow
A person who's been dumped by someone who was too obsessed with Facebook to notice them, and now they're stuck with a broken heart and a lot of hate for that app.
I got dumped for Facebook. My ex said I was 'too much work' and now I'm just posting about it.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I was on Facebook too much. I'm a Facebook widow and I hate her.
He left me for a girl he met on Facebook. Now I just post mean comments on his page.