facebook widow

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A person who married someone who's more into Facebook than them and now lives in constant sadness and rage because their spouse is always on that stupid app instead of paying attention to them.

My wife hasn't looked at me since 2018. I'm a Facebook widow and I'm tired of her fake friends.

He left me for a girl on Facebook. Now I just post angry statuses and eat chips.

My husband spends more time on Facebook than he does with me. I'm like a ghost in his life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who's been dumped by someone who was too obsessed with Facebook to notice them, and now they're stuck with a broken heart and a lot of hate for that app.

I got dumped for Facebook. My ex said I was 'too much work' and now I'm just posting about it.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I was on Facebook too much. I'm a Facebook widow and I hate her.

He left me for a girl he met on Facebook. Now I just post mean comments on his page.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A spouse or partner who's been ignored for so long because their other half was glued to Facebook all day, every day, and now they're just really fed up with that stupid app.

My wife hasn't talked to me in weeks. She's a Facebook addict and I'm just a Facebook widow.

He spends all his time on Facebook and ignores me. I'm a Facebook widow and I'm done with him.

I'm a Facebook widow because my husband chose Facebook over me. I'm just posting about it now.

by Slangipedia 3d ago